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Joke of the Day
"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."
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"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"
"*into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers"
"Relationships are like onions They seem harmless on the outside but once you get into it you'll cry."
"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."
"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."
"So I found out a new way to piss people off"
"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."
"How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! :D"