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Joke of the Day
"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"
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"What's the definition of Necrophilia? The urge to pop a cold one."
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."
"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."
"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."
"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say ""generic excuse"""
"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"