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Joke of the Day

"FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say ""generic excuse"""

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."

"Two newborns are having a conversation... 1: You look worried. What's wrong? 2: It's about my Dad. 1: What about him? 2: I saw him with Mom last night. I think he's stealing my milk."

"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."

"So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me."

"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."

"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"

"I saw some snails fighting in my driveway... They were really slugging it out."

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."