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Joke of the Day

"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."

"Breadmakers Always looking to prove something."

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."

"My girlfriend's dad called me a pedophile just because I'm 34 and she's 23... ...he totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."

"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."

"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"