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Joke of the Day
"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."
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"My sister is THE clumsiest girl i know... She's always miscarrying."
"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"
"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow."
"Bus trip Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"
"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."
"What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol? Xanax since he's a Bartender"
"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."