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Joke of the Day

"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."

"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."

"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"Jesus walked on water, babies are 75% water, I walked on babies, therefore, I am... In jail. I am in jail."

"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."