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Joke of the Day
"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."
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"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
"I was having sex with a female amputee in the dark I trying to figure out why my ass hurt, but she had me stumped."
"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."
"Two guys were fighting with guns... Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)"
"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""
"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."
"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""