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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go."

"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."

"Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question"

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"Just got back from a progressive orgy.. it was an LGBLT"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday I'ts nice, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: i wanna watch"

"1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?"

"How did the raisin have fun at the movies? It took a date...."

"How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? She screams her husbands name instead of yours"