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Joke of the Day

"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"

"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."

"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"

"Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail"

"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."

"[REPOST] How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him."

"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."

"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"

"Three guys walk into a bar... You think the third guy would have learned to duck."

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