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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're really making headlines."
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"I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."
"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself."
"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."
"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."
"Yo mama is so slutty.... I saw her on a box of wheaties with her legs wide open, saying breakfast for champs."