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Joke of the Day
"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
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"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"
"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"
"Me: You wanna have sex tonight? GF: I'm not in the mood babe. Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone."
"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."
"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?"
"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""
"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."