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Joke of the Day
"What does an egg say when its ""turnt up""? Omlet!"
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"If you vote for yourself, does something blue appear like when you pee in a pool?"
"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"
"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"
"What do you say to a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?"
"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"
"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."
"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."
"People who say ""seriously, another one?"" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."