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Joke of the Day

"Firing Squad 2 men lined against a wall ready to be shot by a fireing squad..""have you any last requests""says the soldier...Yes says the man..can we stand behind the wall..."

"The Sun is similar to Beer Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist ."

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"www.reddit.com See Above."

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."