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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
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"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"
"I like my women like I like my wine Red and full of alcohol."
"Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here! Argon doesn't react."
"When a friend asks you to keep her pregnancy on down low, you say Mum's the word"
"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"
"If Dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat."
"What do you call a bowl on the internet? Ebola"
"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."