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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bowl on the internet? Ebola"
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"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"
"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."
"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."