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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates."

"My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks..."

"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."

"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."

"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"I wish this cop would stop riding my ass, it makes me paranoid. I also wish he'd turn his sirens off and stop trying to shoot out my tires."

"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"

"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"