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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."
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"Sorry, but your kids don't look adorable when they lose their teeth, they look like tiny homeless people."
"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
"7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like"
"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"
"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."
"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."