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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."
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"He told me he wants my heart ""Sharon I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer"" No way! *later on with guy* Wow you're really into bondage huh?"
"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."
"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"
"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."
"What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich? An ambulance."
"How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter."
"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"
"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"