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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite blonde joke? What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack it, the mosquito stops sucking."

"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."

"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History."

"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"

"Did you hear the new classical piece of music commissioned by the church? It's called ""I slipped and fell in A minor""."

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."