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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."

"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."

"The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday... Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty."

"So a baby and I head into a bar, smashed... Wait, I think I'm telling this one wrong... I smashed a bar into a baby's head. There it was."

"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"

"I almost died trying to brush my teeth with my left hand."

"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"

"I used to work in children's wear, but I grew out of it."