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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."

"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"

"(Serious) What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died? slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to r/conspiracy for this one."

"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."

"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."

"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."

"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."

"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"