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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."

"Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!"

"HER: Let me know when you get your shit together. ME: So I guess this is goodbye."

"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"

"What kind of bread do Rednecks like? Inbred"

"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"

"What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident? Urine."

"What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth? A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans"

"French Stoner Joke: 80"

"*releases frozen turkey back into the ocean"