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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."

"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."

"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."

"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."

"Why did Russia close all of its airports? The planes were stalin."

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"

"Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time."

"Glad my name's not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man."