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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me crazy... CALLED"
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"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"
"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"By the volume of the pans clanging and slamming in the kitchen... I think I'm supposed to be volunteering to help with something"
"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."
"You know yer addicted to twitter when you count letters in the surgeon general's warning on the vodka bottle & think ""Yeah, that would fit."""
"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."