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Joke of the Day
"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."
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"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"
"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
"[2nd time at girls house] ""where's your dog?"" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] ""Its work. I gotta go"""
"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."
"HORSE: *walks into a bar* BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Updog BARTENDER: What's updog? HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."