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Joke of the Day
"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."
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"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."
"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"
"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""
"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."
"Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts."
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."