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Joke of the Day
"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."
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"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."
"My problem is I don't like working out in front of people or when I'm alone."
"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""
"What do you call a fat computer A dell"
"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"
"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."
"I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand."
"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""