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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."

"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"

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"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."

"Misfortune Cookie After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, ""Be quiet for a little while."" His read, ""Talk while you have a chance."""

"You better hope you marry rich."

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"

"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"

"If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too."