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Joke of the Day
"Why did the devil buy so many shoes? He wanted their soles."
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"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"
"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"
"What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? I'm out, urine."
"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."
"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"
"""I like big butts and I can not lie"" - Some homeless guy sifting through an ashtray."
"Harry, it's your baby Said Professor Umbridge"
"If I was a serial killer my name would be ""The suspense"" So my victims would be like ""oh no, the suspense is killing me"" And then we would both laugh right before I kill them."