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Joke of the Day

"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"

"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"

"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""

"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""