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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
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"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"
"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"
"Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to ""Come shit on my lap."""
"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."
"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"
"Did you hear about the guy who liked to stab himself in the eye? After a while, he stopped seeing the point."
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."