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Joke of the Day

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."

"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."

"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."

"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."