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Joke of the Day
"Congress If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?"
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"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"
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"""You're free now"" I say to my stomach as I unbutton my pants."
"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."
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"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."