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Joke of the Day

"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"

"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."

"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."

"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."

"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."

"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."

"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."

"'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA."

"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"