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Joke of the Day

"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."

"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"

"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"

"We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners."

"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."