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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."

"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"Two jews walk into a bank The bartender says ""Shit, I'm in the wrong joke"""

"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."

"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."