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Joke of the Day

"Your momma so ugly ... Not even Ripley can believe it"

"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"

"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."

"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."

"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"