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Joke of the Day

"1. Put ""Out of Order"" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, ""Stairs can't be out of order!"" and uses them. 3. Release the bees."

"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? with Little Ceasars"

"My friend taught his female dog to add. That sumbitch."

"league of legends joke I think I'm better than faker lolll - alex"

"What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH*"

"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."

"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."

"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."

"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"