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Joke of the Day
"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"
"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"I bet Jesus would have instagrammed a lot of pics of wine."
"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"
"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"
"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."