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Joke of the Day
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."
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"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"
"Donald trump The last American president was black, polls suggest that the next president will be Donald trump..... Huh. I guess orange is the new black"
"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
"An egg sits perfectly balanced on the apex of a roof, the wind blows south, which way does the egg fall? Down. The egg falls down."
"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"
"The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have."
"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."
"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"