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Joke of the Day
"What does it take to be a president of Russia? Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In"
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"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"
"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"
"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."
"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."
"If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."
"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."
"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"
"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."
"Nokia But it's my Kia"