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"Nokia But it's my Kia"
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"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."
"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"
"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
"If a vegetarian eats vegetables... What does a humanitarian eat?"
"Did you know the right Woman can make you a Millionaire? You just have to start as a billionaire."
"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"