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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it? . . . . . . . Me neither, I get the New York Times"

"*passes cop car with radar gun *stares in rear view mirror for next 3 days"

"I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it."

"My best joke Cloid"

"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"

"A is for apple B is for bear C is for candy D is for your mom"

"What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger? Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?"

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"