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Joke of the Day
"Why can you not shower with a Pokemon? Because they'll Pikachu"
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"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""
"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"
"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish"
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."
"How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree"