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Joke of the Day

"In 2017 I'm going to start eating healthy again. This marks the end of my cheat decade."

"I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode."

"What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike? A Piecycle."

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"

"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."

"If your partner asks, ""Do you love your phone more than you love me?"" Lie."

"What is the most racist joke you know?"