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Joke of the Day
"Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat."
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"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""
"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"
"Came home to find my refrigerator full of water It was full of leeks."
"There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ... The police believe they're still at large."
"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."
"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"
"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."
"What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it ""an apology""? ""Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"""