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Joke of the Day
"Came home to find my refrigerator full of water It was full of leeks."
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"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue"
"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."
"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."
"I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"