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"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
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"Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market."
"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."
"Dicks and vaginas are like coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same."
"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"
"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."
"Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal."
"Are you a Farmer? Cause you know how to raise a cock!"
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"