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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay."
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"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."
"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"
"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."
"What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? A juryatric."
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""
"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"
"A slut's prayer: As I lay down with this creep, I pray he sticks it in real deep, If he comes before I do, I'll have to f*ck his best friend too."
"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."
"The text says it all It all"