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Joke of the Day

"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"

"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"

"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"

"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"

"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"

"Everyone on Reddit is nosey.. See. I told you.."

"I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge"

"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"

"Two women sitting quietly."