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Joke of the Day
"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
Next Joke
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."
"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."
"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"
"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."
"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"
"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."
"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"