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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued? I'll tweet it tomorrow."

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"

"""Mommy, why did Santa decide to deliver presents on Jesus' birthday."" Shits about to get REALLY dishonest up in here."

"My friend said he wanted to live in a hole I said gopher it"

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."

"Why is my father so abusive? Beats me"

"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."