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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he wanted to live in a hole I said gopher it"

"A man walked into a bar. He should have been watching where we was going."

"How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk? A butler serves you."

"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2"

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."

"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."